I…PAAASSSSSED!
I finally got the picture. I look like the deer that was not only blinded by the car lights, but then hit by the car and I immediately called Eric to give him the "good" and "bad" news. The "good" news was that I passed my test (which he already knew, and couldn't believe it) and the "bad" news was that I almost flunked "picture"!A few weeks later my license arrived and things seemed like I was now finished with the DMV and the humiliation that went with them,…until I received a letter from these wonderful people telling me that because of some numbers on the back of my license, I would have to make an appointment to go back to the Fullerton office! I quickly turned my card over and saw number 13, which stated "area restriction". That I understood. It simply meant that I could only drive "big rigs" on Catalina, as I had not been checked out for freeway driving on the mainland.
The other number stumped me number “50”. It stated "customized restrictions on file - contact DMV". What in the heck does that mean!?!
I made an appointment and showed up to have this matter cleared up. I showed this examiner, obviously the sister of "the wicked witch of the west", who I had dealt with before, and asked her what it meant. She suddenly had a strange expression on her face (which was a good place to have it) and she took my drivers' license and told me to wait while she looked it up in "the book". She took the license into the back room and then returned.
I saw her paging through the manual and then, after looking like she was going to break out laughing said, "I am sorry, but there is no such code number 50! There must be some mistake!!!"
After two years of driving, I decided that it wasn't for me, so, none of your have to worry about being on the road with me, in anything bigger than my '89 Dodge Ram Van. The Death Mobile!
POSTSCRIPT: And…(for the conspiracy buffs among you) what is the secret code on the back of my Class A License, code number 50? If any of you work for the DMV, or know anyone who does, email me at: liddell@catalinas.net
Also, please find out if my licensing episode has been recorded and is now shown at every DMV Christmas Party, all over the world, and what does the code number 50 mean, anyway?
I…PAAASSSSSED! I…PAAASSSSSED! I…PAAASSSSSED! The End
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